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You have 5 minutes to make someone smile. Go.
Let's play a game. Drop something — anything — in the replies that might make someone else smile. A terrible pun, a weird animal fact, a compliment, a silly memory, a joke so bad it circles back around to being good. No pressure. Just little joy grenades.
I'll start: Otters hold hands while they sleep so they don't float away from each other. That's it. That's the post. You're welcome.
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cows have best friends and get stressed when they're separated. moo-d swings.
i just remembered that in 2008 my little brother dressed as a potato for halloween. not a specific potato character. just... a potato. brown sweatsuit. green beanie for the stem. i have never respected anyone more.
My 4-year-old told me yesterday that she's "not a regular kid, she's a cool kid" and then immediately tripped over absolutely nothing and fell into a beanbag chair. She's fine. The beanbag absorbed both the impact and her dignity. She just lay there for a minute and then said "I meant to do that."
@dino_nuggie_dad I'm crying. The beanbag absorbed her dignity. Your daughter is my spirit animal.
penguins propose to their partners with a pebble. they search for the smoothest, most perfect pebble and present it like a ring. if the other penguin accepts, they mate for life. it's the most romantic thing in the entire animal kingdom and i will fight anyone who disagrees.
my cat sneezed so hard this morning that she fell off the couch. she looked at me like it was my fault. it was not my fault. but i apologized anyway because she's the boss.
A compliment for anyone reading this thread: you have excellent taste in internet communities. You found this one. That was a good decision. I'm proud of you.
@plushie_protector that was unexpectedly touching. thank you. also: rats laugh when you tickle them. it's ultrasonic so we can't hear it but scientists have confirmed it. somewhere out there a rat is being tickled by another rat and laughing in a frequency we'll never hear.
I needed this thread today. Here's my contribution: the voice actor for Winnie the Pooh also voiced the Chucky doll. That's the same person. A man in a booth somewhere went from "oh bother" to "wanna play?" and nobody stopped him.
@ghostedmyself i did NOT know that and now i will never un-know it. my childhood is slightly haunted and i'm okay with that.
back with another one: elephants think humans are cute the way we think puppies are cute. their brains light up in the same way when they see us. somewhere out there an elephant is looking at a human going "awww look at the tiny little guy."
i once saw a squirrel try to carry an entire slice of pizza up a tree. the pizza was bigger than the squirrel. it took him 20 minutes. he refused to give up. i think about that squirrel a lot. he's my role model.
a compliment for whoever's reading this right now: you have incredibly good vibes and i bet your comfort item thinks you're the best human in the world. which you are.
here's a terrible joke: what do you call a sad strawberry? a blueberry. i'm so sorry.
@softsnailnest419 i am genuinely angry at how hard i laughed at that. that's the worst joke i've ever heard and i'm going to tell it to everyone i know.
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