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Show and tell: what's on your desk/bed/coffee table RIGHT NOW?

jellycatjamie β€” Mar 5, 2026, 01:08 PM
No cleaning up first. No staging. Just look at the surface nearest to you and report what's there. This is a judgement-free zone. Chaos is welcome. My desk: half a cup of cold tea, three different flavors of chapstick for some reason, a rock I found on a walk, my medication organizer (it's Tuesday and Tuesday is already empty, we're doing great), a single earring I've been looking for the match to for approximately six months, and my laptop which is on top of another smaller laptop because I contain multitudes. What's on yours?

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jellycatjamie β€” Mar 8, 2026, 05:50 AM
my bed has: me, pickles the dragon, my phone at 4%, a half-eaten granola bar from this morning, the remote control that i lost three days ago (found it), a single sock (clean, don't know why it's here), and approximately 47 bobby pins that have multiplied in the night like gremlins.
noodlearms β€” Mar 16, 2026, 06:49 AM
coffee table: three mugs (all half full, all different beverages), a candle i've never lit, scissors that don't live here, a stack of mail i'm pretending doesn't exist, a single d20 die (rolled a nat 1, left it there in disgrace), and a coaster that is currently being used by zero beverages.
swirlymushroom88997 β€” Mar 22, 2026, 06:26 PM
nightstand: lamp, book i've been reading for six months (page 14), my comfort rock gerald, three hair ties, a water bottle i keep refilling but never finishing, and a tiny ceramic frog my friend gave me that holds exactly one ring.
sunnytulip44533 β€” Apr 24, 2026, 04:25 AM (edited)
My side of the bed: a book about dinosaurs (mine), a book about fairies (my daughter's, somehow migrated), a sippy cup (also my daughter's), my noise-cancelling headphones, a half-eaten sleeve of Ritz crackers, and Jeremiah the frog in his jean jacket.
bouncypotato51841 β€” May 24, 2026, 09:33 PM (edited)
My desk: Barnaby the dragon (supervising), a coloring book open to a half-finished page of flowers, my favorite mug that says "world's okayest human," a fidget cube, three pens and zero of them work, and a sticky note that just says "drink water" in my own handwriting from past me looking out for future me.
wigglygoose70077 β€” Jun 2, 2026, 04:14 PM (edited)
@plushie_protector The sticky note from past you made me emotional. Past you was really looking out. Also: the "world's okayest human" mug is iconic.
dizzyhedgehog35761 β€” Jun 16, 2026, 02:24 PM
floor next to my bed because i'm currently sitting on the floor: frank the blanket, my laptop, a bag of pretzels, my cat who is lying directly on my foot so i can't move, a notebook with exactly one page written on, and a charging cable that is plugged into nothing. just vibes.
floatydragonpatch938 β€” Jul 15, 2026, 12:45 PM
my desk: a single chopstick (where's its partner? nobody knows), a rock shaped kind of like a heart, four empty la croix cans forming a little city skyline, and a loaf of banana bread i made three days ago and keep forgetting to put away. it's still good.
mistyturnipvalley276 β€” Jul 17, 2026, 02:45 AM
nightstand: a lamp i never use because the light is too harsh, my current audiobook (stopped at chapter 4 for three weeks), a half-empty water bottle, and seven lip balms. seven. i only have one mouth. why do i have seven lip balms.
chillypeachburrow493 β€” Jul 24, 2026, 01:29 AM
coffee table: a puzzle i started in january and am about 40% done with, a mug that says "i'm a delight", two remotes i can't tell apart, and a small rubber duck my friend hid in my apartment months ago that i've just... left there. he's part of the decor now.

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